yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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