My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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