went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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