singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
