Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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