I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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