final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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