it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
