dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
