Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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