HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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