oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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