six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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