I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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