He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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