Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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