bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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So many bounce houses so little time
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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