oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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