When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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