stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
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Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Never joke about your clitoris.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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