sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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