She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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