weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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