im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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