She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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