Christians are straight up FREAKS
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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