Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
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We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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