she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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