problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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