Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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