it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize