Someone shit on the floor
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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