He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I think I am morally bankrupt
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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