well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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