I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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