My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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