That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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