We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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