Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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