i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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