Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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