We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
