I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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