The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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