didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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