I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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