What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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