So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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