U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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