How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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