doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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