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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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