called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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