why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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