16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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