He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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