no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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